twenty four.

st. louis.


free spirit.




sass queen.

fat babe.



We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.

(via deliriosity)

(Source: the-taintedtruth)



after some deliberation and soul-searching, i named my kim kardashian character i just pooped myself. this is what i’ve been doing instead of my research paper— taking screenshots and laughing hysterically. i’m 5 years old

inspired by this post: x

I laughed so hard I almost threw up.


if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

(Source: foodstain)

My heart is an unmade bed;
it might look messy, but I swear
it’s a safe place to rest.

Moriah Pearson  (via piink-sugar)

(Source: mooneyedandglowing)

Anonymous asked
B,F ,and M!

B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
it’s always positive thoughts for the most part. unless I’m dealing with shitty anons that day. :)

F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
oh jeez. um. somebody curvy and beautiful with long hair and a great wardrobe. hahahaha.

M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
energy. for sure.