mehhhhh I’m having a bad daaaayyyy. helppppp.
To my girls with thunderous thighs, fat bellies, and double chins, take up all the space you need and lay out and relax. Push back tables with force to make room for those powerful thighs. Treat your soft belly kindly. Smile as big as your fabulous body is. Love yourself fiercely.
John Mayer - Gravity
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.